My best friend once said to me,
“I could write a book on your coffee addiction.”
I’ll admit it; I have a difficult time going a
day without at least two cups of coffee.
To me, coffee is so much more than a
caffeinated beverage that gets me out of my zombie sate every morning; it’s a way
of life.
Signs you may be a coffee addict.
1. You pregame before
heading to a coffee shop with coffee or other forms of caffeine.
2. You make it a rule
to have coffee before any important happening,
because you want to already be wide-awake
and perky in advance.
3. You look at your
expenses for the month and find out you spent more on coffee than clothing or
food.
4. You have strongly
considered hooking yourself up to an IV filled with coffee and carrying it
around with you at all times.
5. You're not sure if your headache is from too much coffee, or not enough.
6.You would marry
coffee, if coffee were a person.
But when you realize that's not possible, you
settle for a barista instead so they can get you free coffee.
7. When you say you need
a coffee, you say it like it’s a matter of life or death.
8. You secretly don’t
see the point of tea.
9. You are on a
first-name basis with most of the baristas at your local coffee shop.
10. You don’t remember how
you got through life before you drank coffee.
Now for the love of caffeine, go pour your self another cup!
